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This Valentine's day Oracle's given you 12 big red data centres

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Spectre haunts Intel's SGX defense: CPU flaws can be exploited to snoop on enclaves

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Re: big news: @teknopaul

If you own the tin, in a bofh scenario, can you provide a broken sgx api anyway? With or without spectre?... teknopaul

Quite so, teknopaul, .... Own Command and Control with IT and their AIs. Can you Imagine to Realise their Future Programs for Picture ReProgramming with AIMedia Presentations from Colossal and Titanic Studio Organs ........ Birthing Areas for Alien Landers on Earth ........ where TS/SCI Scripts are Enlivened and AIRealised with Universal Broad Band Casting ........ so you get to see the Future Arriving just as IT and Media are showing you with talking pictures/selected program actor.

Google slides DNS privacy into 'Droid developer stream

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Re: Weird

top trick

Fleeing Facebook app users realise what they agreed to in apps years ago – total slurpage

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Re: I assume


Half the world warned 'Chinese space station will fall on you'

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Re: Finders Keepers

+1 to that

US govt mulls snatching back full control of the internet's domain name and IP address admin

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Kill Whois and go back to having meetings.

Browser plugin brings strong crypto to Google webmail

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old news

FireFox pgp plugin has existed for years

Huawei announces tiny 10 KB IoT kernel

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Re: 10KB for the OS?

With 500mb of ram

Stop, look, listen: Don't be 2016's DevOps roadkill – here's how to survive

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I skipped most of it

Who where they advertising?

Getty load of this: Google to kill off 'View image' button in search

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Re: Suggestion to Google

Its already there, under tools.

Xiaomi the way: Hyped Chinese giant begins its battle for Britain

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Why is 5g going to be a shake up?

You have suffered without red-headed emoji for too long. That changes Tuesday

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Re: I demand moustaches and beards!

Go old school


Don't stop me! Why Microsoft's inevitable browser irrelevance isn't

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My work Windows 7

Refuses to install IE 10, meh.

Boffins score gene bonanza: EU countries pledge to share one million genomes by 2022

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Hey boss, how we gonna anonimize this data set?

Ex-US pres Bill Clinton has written a cyber-attack pulp thriller. With James Patterson. Really

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Ex-Pres writes book on "cyber", wheres the tech angle?

MS advises drastic measures to fight hellish Trojan

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wot no recover

replacing the mbr is not that redical surely?

Node.js sees Windows compatibility as key to success

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it does work now

its worked on windows for a while.

Heart of darkness: Inside the Osówka underground city

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Re: Phah. Poor effort.

Good candidate for worst ever oncall job.

You won't believe this: Nokia soars back into phone-flinger top 3

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Will that box of old nokia phone chargers still work?

Waymo robo-taxis to accept fares in Arizona in 2018

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Its great that car jacking just became a non-violent crime.

Ballmer: Windows Phone can win third place in mobile!

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used to be number one

better than aiming for third I suppose.

Office Software Checkpoint

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why download the whitepaper

shouldnt this one be available to view online ;-)

Get READY: Scientists set to make TIME STAND STILL tonight

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Re: Why in the first place?

Agreed, leap seconds make no sense.

Yes, I took Putin's roubles to undermine Western democracy. This is my story

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I love in when right-wingers try to blame Brexit on Corbyn.

FBI raids home of spy sat techie over leak of secret comms source code on Facebook

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Re: Time line

AI in Facebook that scans fotographs looking for code?

GitHub to Pythonistas: Let us save you from vulnerable code

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Re: What?

Github underestimated how much the OS community dislikes Micro$oft.

Health pros: Alcohol is EVIL – raise its price, ban its ads

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price control just dont work

Some of my best alcoholics are rich friends.

Google, Bing, Yahoo! data hoarding is like homeopathy. It doesn't work – new study claims

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in some domains targeted advertising at dearch quality are one and the sameth

Brit military wants a small-drone-killer system for £20m

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or short range, small, targeted, chemical rockets. doubles up as a fireworks display.

Container ship loading plans are 'easily hackable'

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Healf n safety mate, you'll av yer eye out with that software.

Huawei joins Android elite with pricey, nocturnal 40MP flagship

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Hold your horses

Top feature of Huawei phones is it comes without Facebook.

Twenty years ago today: Windows 98 crashed live on stage with Bill Gates. Let's watch it again...

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Re: " Still funny, even after all these years"

I must have been unlucky.

CTS who? AMD brushes off chipset security bugs with firmware patches

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If rapid release of patches causes issues for AMD customers, could they sue CTS?

Node.js sees Windows compatibility as key to success

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short answer.

closures. They make event driven code in a single thread easy to write.

Cisco patch day fixes CGI script blunder, hard-coded credentials

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where is vulture south?

That OZ? we get 300mbs as standard domestic adsl in Barcelona

Slack apologises to Europe for TITSUP* services

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All emojis are featured in utf-8.

Irc beat the hipsters to it years ago ☺

Global race for 5G heats up with latest US Congress bill

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Better Internet videos on teenagers mobile phones, I wonder what will drive demand for that?

UC Berkeley reacts to 'uni Huawei ban' reports: We unplugged, like, one thing no one cares about

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Re: UC Berkeley Stazi

I'm all for zuperfluuz zeez in ze german zounding wordz.

China trade tariffs? Fuhgeddaboudit, say Cisco execs. We, er, shifted some production

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Re: Screwdriver job

Yeah, you wonder how else Cisco can move production in six months.

Any social media accounts to declare? US wants travelers to tell

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just the username

Thanks, we dont need the password

Microsoft's corporate veep for enterprise puts the boot into boot times

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Whats the betting the "reboot" included a forced update.

Red Hat raises guidance after good Q2

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Re: Red Hat still exists?

Two billion reasons to think they might be here next year.

Surprise! Leading 4-socket server vendor isn’t Dell or HPE

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Re: And the Chinese are known for being truthful, of course.

That is such blatant racism.

Trans-Pacific Partnership returns, without Trump but more 'comprehensive'

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Re: Ask Liam Fox

Chill. The uk will always have that special relationship with America first.

South Wales cops crow about facial recognition arrests on social media

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Re: Nothing more

It is now illegal in the UK to hide your face from cameras.

And THIS is how you do it, Apple: Huawei shames Cupertino with under-glass sensor

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Re: Too good to be true?

Eh? But Huawei phones dont even come with Facebook installed?

'Tesco probably knows more about me than GCHQ': Infosec boffins on surveillance capitalism

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Re: They does

Quite hard to hide the fact that you are pregnant for seven years.

Official: Google Chrome 69 kills off the World Wide Web (in URLs)

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Re: Reg

El Reg without comments? I shudder at the thought.

ARM servers to gain boost from ARM, Oracle Java partnership

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kill java?

like no one uses android or hadoop or tomcat anyway

ICO 'making enquiries' into bizarre shopper data spill at M&S

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cache of a response with a set-cookie header seems likely


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