Oh I'm sure I could give that a try given the chance 
It is a shame this won't get published, but let me try.
And hell, it better get published otherwise there will be a stern email sent to the moderations department telling them how moronic they are especially if there is an unwarranted delay. The world, despite being full of the dumbest idiot commentards of the type normally found on this site, needs to hear my views! 
As those above and below me who also disagree with these regulations I raise a hearty glass.  They are based purely on self preservation of a certain person who probably won't even reply because they are a scared little moderator with no friends (hahaha).
For more details see my blogpost at www.notreal.com/theregistersucks . This contains details on why each and every register staffer and commenter  are desperate slimy corporation lovers  who sit at home playing with their wad of cash said company has provided them with. But what can you expect when they are in bed with <Corperate CEO> who kills children for their sweet, sweet, young blood while living at 10 Nowhere Street, New Nowhereton mobile number 07123 456 789 .
But he's gay, black and a woman anyway. So what do you expect. 
With regards to this article "nasty icky anarchy" should clearly be "nasty, icky anarchy" and the whole idea of a moderation policy stinks anyway . I have reported all the comments who disagreed with me because they are scum .
If you refuse to publish this I will continue to post it. So get used to it.  I HATE YOU MODERATOR AND YOU SUCK AND SMELL OF POO.
Please publish this unless you are too scared to lest it ruins your good reputation.
(p.s. by virtue of the length of the post I call  again for good measure)