It's nice to see jake experimenting with forms of textual emphasis other than CAPS!
Also I agree, it's not possible to never offend people. It takes a human about 4 years to even understand the concept of another person (theory of mind). To understand the beliefs and experiences of every human in the world is a tall order, off the bat, and only conceptually possible thanks to our ability to generalise information. Still, I think watching sport is boring as sin and I dont care which team 'you' support - they are pointless and you are boring ;)