Re: Heres a novel idea ...
Just as an experiment, populate the subs with the Twitterati and Farcebook briandead. Send them out to sea for months and ignore them and fire them out through the torpedo and missile tubes. A practice drill and morale boosting exercise for the crew in one.
For even more moral boosting effect, add the brass who didn't get this, and the entire cabinet + Boris + advisors for opportunities lost during this crisis.
icon: A few crates of beer for the crew