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jake Silver badge

Re: An alternative measure for social distancing

Alternative to a sword, for places where such things are outlawed in public, would be a stick. My walking stick is made from white oak, and is 0.0994 Brontosauruses by 0.3356 Linguini.

Optional: forge iron caps on each end so it doesn't wear out prematurely.

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