Why is the 'full guidance' so wrong?
The govmint's "Full guidance on staying at home and away from others" starts of so well and then blows it in a single sentence:
1. Staying at home
excellent, well done so far ... then ...
You should only leave the house for one of four reasons:
ah, not so good, in fact very confusing. What if I live in a flat rather than a house? Does that mean I can go out or not?
And if I do live in a house, am I allowed to go into the garden or not?
Why did they use the word 'house' exactly once? In that place? What were they thinking? Or smoking? Were they even awake?