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Pete 2

Be careful where you practice

> buck arse nekkid while playing the bagpipes

From any distance, playing the bagpipes looks and sounds like a person molesting an animal - whether you are naked or not.

We all know that the British hold anything with 4 legs (but fewer than 6) in much higher regard than their own species. So be prepared for an armed response unit to descend on you for crimes against the animal kingdom.

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