Re: Add to the singing ban
I like to wander the neighborhood buck arse nekkid while playing the bagpipes. It helps me relax, get some fresh air, & commune with nature.
It also drives away the neighbors & scares away critters. I don't know why. Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that I never learned how to play the bagpipes? Of course, they're bagpipes, so how can anyone tell if I'm playing them properly or not?
*Inflates the bag, squeazes it between my knees, & walks away twerking to my rendition of Abba's "Stayin' alive"*
Biting the hand that feeds IT
