Re: Look at the super markets.
"And no, I haven't bought unnecessarily large quantities of toilet paper. I have a supply for perhaps three weeks"
Right, given your language you are probably right pondian. That means you are allowed three sheets of bog paper per day and not the 19+ that a left pondian needs (they probably have bigger arses or something). So, three weeks at three sheets is 7 x 3 x 3 = 63 sheets.
A bog roll has roughly 200+ sheets (that is the absolute minimum).
OK so lets allow 20 sheets per day => 20 x 7 x 3 = 420 sheets. 420 sheets => three rolls. Obviously more than one person will consume bog roll faster.
A standard pack of 15 or so rolls will do you for quite a while.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
