Perhaps the clean air and lack of fresh CO2 is making me delusional but...
I can't stop laughing at the click to enlarge button below the flowchart. Sure, the stores are out of TP. Sports are cancelled. People are hoarding milk and eggs for some reason. The bars and liquor stores are all closed so the rum is literally gone*. At least I can still count on ElReg to ensure I don't miss a single detail in that perfect description of America's bigly winning virus response.
* Never you mind the bottle in each of my hands.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
