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Re: Finger up the arse assassination

Not sure if a microbiologist knows what kills macroorganisms like people. It *might* give a few patrons diarrhea, but that's about it.

Spreading your e.coli around would certainly close the joint come next health inspection, though. Oh and did you know that the bacterial DNA could be traced back to you? Everyone's e.coli is different.

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