Best Freebie
Way way back I attended courses delivered by Compaq in relation to their new IP Telephony kit designed to provide remote access to corporate HQ and outlying offices.
All delegates were given a T-shirt (hey big spender) with the Compaq logo and the words "Compaq Remote Access Partner"
Suffice to say I don't think anybody chose to wear the T, either in Compaq HQ or outside.
Paris Hilton because I'm sure she'd recognise a C.R.A.P