This Is Your Fault!
Bravely patched Sir Robin
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He was not afraid to apply,
Oh brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid
To be pwn’d in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
He was not in the least bit scared
To be worked well into the night.
Or to have his histories 'mailed out,
And have his desktop broken.
To have his backups quit
And server restarts all day,
Brave Sir Robin.