Reply to post: Re: " Joke What's the difference between a kilt and a skirt?"

Hey GitLab, the 1970s called and want their sexism back: Saleswomen told to wear short skirts, heels and 'step it up'

jake Silver badge

Re: " Joke What's the difference between a kilt and a skirt?"

When I was fitted for a kilt (at the request of a member of my Wife's family, was a wedding thing), I was informed by the groom that if/when asked I was to reply "Nothing is worn under the kilt. In fact, it's all in perfect working condition."

Having been born with a bit of an evil streak, I did as advised. The person (who had the gall to ask me such a personal question, mind) was horrified at my answer! On the bright side, the twit hasn't spoken to me since ... and everybody else had a good laugh.

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