Postoffice Imperial Satellite System
I am more of a fan of the Postoffice Imperial Satellite System.
It would have one furlong two dimensional accuracy and three rod elevation accuracy. Eat that with your fancy centimetres! Two dimensional location would be shown on the front, elevation on the back, because that doesn't make sense.
It would be exclusively produced by Dyson (but manufactured in Asia) in a joint venture with Jeremy Hunt's cousin (completely coincidental) but he will ask a decent price, honest. Oh, and the noise of the receiver would make any conversation impossible but at least it would look really good, like a Star Wars prop.
Don't forget to stock up on the proprietary batteries, available exclusively from your local Post Office upon showing your birth certificate.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
