Sorry Dabsy
"Fart Phone" has been reserved for the upcoming 'FaceBook Mobile'.
Mines the one with some bright yellow earplugs in the pocket. (Available from reputable (sic) Motorcycle Dealers).
At least then your workspace cow-workers aka Colleagues will know when you don't want to hear about what bit of [redacted] is trending on anti-social media.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
