"I can still fire up a Windows 3.11 machine if I want to..."
Good luck getting it to work on any computer you can buy. But I see your point.
As an aside, i could never get on with 3.11, and only really got used to Windows with 95. Coming from Workbench I should have been more comfortable with 3.11 than 95, but for some reason I got very confused with it.