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Behold the Internet of Turf: IoT sucks waste energy from living plants to speak to satellites

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Kill all humans

Coming soon the Iphone O-neg with two sharpened electrodes that will be rammed into your skull by a highly trained Apple Emotional Experiencologist.

This isn't to connect directly to your brain in any advanced AI singularity but just to harvest your lovely electrons to keep the battery case size down.

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