Re: Is it me or is this seriously creepy?
It's going to be tricky for him to go through the established routine:
1. I dropped her off at a nearby island. Honest.
2. Ok I didn't drop her off at an island. She fell overboard.
3. Well she didn't actually fall overboard. She fell through the hatch and then I panicked and threw her overboard.
4. Correction: The hatch fell on her head, and was responsible for the head injuries. Now that you've found the body.
5. And it must have been the sharks that dismembered her body so neatly.
6. One of the sharks must've had a knife, hence the puncture wounds.
7. OK I dunnit.
I can see immediate problems with 1, 5 and 6. Unless Space Sharks of course.