Reply to post: Re: My problem with tea

Tea tipplers are more likely to live longer, healthier lives than you triple venti pumpkin-syrup soy-milk latte-swilling fiends

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Re: My problem with tea

A centenarian being interviewed on her 100th birthday, was asked what one thing she considered had most contributed to her long life.

She paused for a moment and then said, "Having the measles as a young child".

The interviewer looked puzzled and asked for clarification.

"Well", said the centenarian, "they wouldn't allow me to board the Titanic in 1912".

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