Re: accidental aerial food delivery!
and the pizza skids across the floor
In my house the 5-second rule definately doesn't apply - usually because .25 of a second after the food hits the floor there's usually a canine or feline head investigating it..
And no, I'm not going to pick it up and just try and cut of the dog-slobbered bit. I'm not *that* desperate.
 Even the stuff that dogs shouldn't eat. Making a bread pub and a bit of the batter (containing raisins - a definate no-no for dogs) dropped on the floor. One blur of black-and-tan later and Hey Presto! - clean(ish) floor.. Fortunately, said dog appeared to suffer no ill effects from the 1-2 small dried grapes..