Madness. Utter madness. The lot of you. LOOK AT ALL THESE STEPS!
THIS is how you cook sprouts:
1. Cook a steak HOT in lots of butter, biff steak out to rest, biff brussels sprouts into the same pan+juices, fry HOT till some charring, the end.
2. No, really, that was it.
3. Owright, if you're feeling really flash, maybe halve/quarter the sprouts first.