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b0llchit
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Re: Weasel words even weasels don't dare say

At least we now have firm confirmation that natural languages are about nothing in particular and most are about the opposite of the meaning of any words anyway.

With that knowledge, we can now redefine the natural language as giving meaning again, just assume the opposite and all is well. That is, until we start using the inverse of the inverse again after some time. Then we can assume that the inverse of the inverse is defined as undefined. And the opposite of undefined is, of course, [file not found]. Therefore, the world is still in balance because nobody gives a shit anyway what they were saying in the first place and all can hide behind the-computer-did-it for any and all mistakes.

That is a nice thought for the weekend...

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