Re: But on the other hand...
"stop trying to pass them off as things which they aren't"
Have you ever mistakenly eaten one, when you thought it was the other? Didn't think so.
If you find that your delicate taste buds, or fragile carnivore virility, are threatened by the very idea of mistakenly eating a vegetarian product, I suggest you look at the labelling on them. Vegetarian products almost always go out of their way to make it clear they are vegetarian, because it's important to vegetarians.