SAP/Oracle --> SOP Oracle
Oracle have been touting fantasy since the first major presentation by them I saw in 1993. I noticed the entire "demo" ran on MacOS (not mac os x) -- a platform they very much did not have a port for.
As we used to say when we competed with them back in the day,
"The best platform to run Oracle on is a slide projector."
Biting the hand that feeds IT
