Election?
Thursday December 12th 2019
The General Erection
Whereupon all the useless pricks in the country stand up to try to win a mandate to hang around wasting time with a bag of bollocks for the next five years.
The fannies in the civil service won’t allow them to enter into any meaningful activity even if a different bunch of cocks win.
You may as well vote for a dildo. It stands more chance of penetrating the establishment and won’t go soft immediately.