I quite like the tesco own brand veggie burgers and use them to create a vertical stack.
Potato waffle, veggie burger, fried egg with crushed grains of paradise pepper (yolk still runny), potato waffle and then baked beans (fry some onion, garlic, mushroom, chilli then add beans, cayenne pepper,some cheese and heat the beans till ready). Can be complimented with 4 cans of stella.
Some people say I'm not cultured but that right there is class.