Reply to post: Re: Never, ever, make eye contact...No

I've had it with these motherflipping eggs on this motherflipping train

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Re: Never, ever, make eye contact...No

Stare, and widen your eyes. Open your mouth with a mixture of pleasure and surprise.

...and then wink.

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