Reply to post: Re: Surely decryption is possible...

If it sounds too good to be true, it most likely is: Nobody can decrypt the Dharma ransomware

theblackhand Silver badge
Holmes

Re: Surely decryption is possible...

Well, you'd be "somewhat" UNDER-estimating CERNs desire to destroy the world by wanting to make black holes*. OK, it's technically not a supernova but maybe they've been too scared to go public with their plans for bombarding the sun with enough mass to make it go supernova.

And CERN haven't denied it...

* I read it in the tabloids....it must be true...

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