Re: A law no one will know about
"The partner doesn't know I still have them, she hates them and doesn't want them in the house (they aren't fucking real)"
I understand your pain. When people find out I have air rifles in the UK the first assumption always seems to be maniacal gunning down of civilians. Its a shame people have been reduced to this level of irrational fear. My parents were dead set against the airguns for years until eventually my dad accepted my invitation to join me at the range. Now both my parents have tried it and enjoyed it.