You are standing inside a large, empty dining room. On your left there is a fireplace, now dead. Ahead is a French Door, leading outside. Lots of wall sockets line the walls around you.
A shiny nail lies forlornly on the floor.
What do you want to do?
> PICK UP NAIL
With a grunt you bend down and pick up the nail, letting out a fart in the process. Whoopsy.
What do you want to do?
> EXAMINE WALL SOCKET
It is the ubiquitious English wall socket.
What do you want to do?
. INSERT NAIL INTO SOCKET
You insert the nail into the >KZERRRRRRRRRRRRRT<
You are now dead.
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