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Socket to the energy bill: 5-bed home with stupid number of power outlets leaves us asking... why?

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You are standing inside a large, empty dining room. On your left there is a fireplace, now dead. Ahead is a French Door, leading outside. Lots of wall sockets line the walls around you.

A shiny nail lies forlornly on the floor.

What do you want to do?

> PICK UP NAIL

With a grunt you bend down and pick up the nail, letting out a fart in the process. Whoopsy.

What do you want to do?

> EXAMINE WALL SOCKET

It is the ubiquitious English wall socket.

What do you want to do?

. INSERT NAIL INTO SOCKET

You insert the nail into the >KZERRRRRRRRRRRRRT<

You are now dead.

Want to have another go?

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