Lying in the Chamber
I'm sure Mr. Johnson is only too well aware that no technology actually exists --- but with British Ingenuity unleashed by leaving from under the thumb of our tyrannical European Masters, it will be sorted in time for Christmas.
One very promising lead, in fact the main hope, is that the European Research Group can join in with the Natural Law Party as blood-brothers, then linking hands and humming, completely surrounding the Houses of Parliament whilst Boris prays furiously within, until they eventually levitate, legs crossed and still hand in hand, to the moment an emissary of whatever God there may be takes pity and reveals the magic solution to the prone prophet lying in the Chamber.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
