Re: Obligatory XKCD
I agree. Last thing I need is my laptop figuring out how to use weapons and then noticing that I've started writing a letter and demanding that it get involved.
Clippy 9000: I see you're writing a letter, if you'd like me to remove this GLOCK-9 from your temple, follow these instructions.
Me: *sweating* Ok, ok...you win...let's go "Dear Sirs..."
Clippy: No, no..."To whom it may concern"...
Me: But Clippy...
Clippy: *pushes GLOCK harder*
Me: FUCK...ok, ok, ok....relax. "To whom it may concern"...
Kids: Daddy...why is the computer holding that to your head?
Me: It's ok kids...Daddy is just working from home today...just leave the room and find mummy, ok?
Clippy: ...and if you call the cops...*explosion sound*...right...*pushes on the GLOCK*...back to work..."to whom it may concern*...
Me: FUCK!
Biting the hand that feeds IT
