I need some AI
Due to the complete lack of intelligence of some people that I have to work with.
If I knew how to write a bot that could fill in a simple form several times a day it would make my life a lot easier than the pesky humans that log every call under 'genetic fault' rather than an error code and can't take down a contact number without buggering it up. Even customers that have access to the system can manage it some of the time.
I would settle for HAL 9000 at this point but probably not give it access to the entry system for obvious reasons.