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Tom 38 Silver badge

Oh farmer farmer was on the other day about the price of his sugar beet drill

He reckoned he'd found the little green pound dont pay those big red bills

And tho he's got a private yacht, a racehorse and three cars

He'd always say the farm don't pay; that's how them farmers are

But I never seen a farmer on a bike

I've never seen a farmer on a bike

Whereever I've been I never miss a thing but I've never seen a farmer on a bike

He do complain about the rain, the greenfly or the drought

He say blackspot have ruined his crop, but I can't make this out

I seen him get on a jumbo jet, I've seen him on a train

But that'll be the day I see him biking down the lane

But I never seen a farmer on a bike

I've never seen a farmer on a bike

Whereever I've been I never miss a thing but I've never seen a farmer on a bike

I work for Farmer till I wore my fingers to the bone

But when I speak of another pound a week, you ought to see him moan

And though his combine cost a bomb, I'm sure you'll agree

I'm sure he could dispose of his volvos, and bike about like me

But I never seen a farmer on a bike

I've never seen a farmer on a bike

Whereever I've been I never miss a thing but I've never seen a farmer on a bike

Oooh, I've never seen a farmer on a bike

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