Reply to post: Re: 5G is not for you

As sales crash, Gartner wonders who can rescue the smartphone market ... Aha, it is I! 5G Man!

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Re: 5G is not for you

My cleaning robot doesn't require any network connection at all (and, honestly, I have a hard time understanding what benefit it would bring).

The benefit for the state is that they get to know if you have any subversive material, what kind of p0rn you're into (for future criminal charges should you have a political opinion other than that of the state leadership) and so they can know just how much unused space you have (unpatriotic unless you downsize for the greater good). Oh and just how much food you have for when the rationing hits post-Brexit -- hoarders will be sent for reeducation.

What's that you say? Dystopian nonsense? Cyberpunk drivel? Perhaps those authors were more prescient than commonly thought.

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