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BOFH: We must... have... beer! Only... cure... for... electromagnetic fields

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Re: EM sensitivity is like UFOs

That's right! All the sheeple keep on believing the government that there aren't any UFOs - while all the sensible people with tinfoil-lined tea cosies on our heads know that the UFOs are everywhere.

I mean, how else do you explain cloud computing? As if we currently have the technology to get all those heavy data-centres to float in the clouds? Let alone avoid collisions with all the 747s zooming about. And it's the wireless comms to get all the data to them that cause all my headaches.

Hence the tea cosy. Foil lined for EM protection. And with back-up uses of disguising myself as a bishop when the Inquisition come round to torture me (when they're least expected), and it also keeps my tea warm.

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