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The D in Systemd is for Directories: Poettering says his creation will phone /home in future

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Joke

Re: Simple English.

Or several Kerber Boas. They're like normal boa constrictors, but bigger and more digital. They can sense the h4xz0rs kilometers away, but seeing as one Kerber Boa can eat only one h4xz0r you need at least three under / on your desk for any real security...

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