Reply to post: Re: Sometimes I miss...

That time Windows got blindsided by a ball of plasma, 150 million kilometres away

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Re: Sometimes I miss...

Had two kids in my first marriage. They grew up to be functional members of society, no notable substance abuse problems, unplanned pregnancies or sociopathic tendencies. Given my family history, a vasectomy was the best way to beat the odds that # 3 would be a trifecta.

When I later found myself single, Same surgery saved me from a "Woops, I'm pregnant...I guess we need to get married" I was able to reply "Gee whiz, I wonder who the father is?"

However, that did abruptly end that relationship...

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