Re: Do you have something to tell us?
Clearly he's not trying hard enough, but then although most boys like fine young women, it doesn't mean they want to be one.
I have an answer to EM pollution and Facebook reading my mind, I suggest eating a tin foil every day, increasing it as the body adapts until you have aluminium skin. Ha! Then they won't be able to mess with my mind.
In the meantime you could make a suit out of space blankets.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
