Reply to post: Re: Lifetime warranty

How long is a lifetime? If you’re Comcast, it’s until a rival quits a city: ISP 'broke' price promise

phuzz Silver badge

Re: Lifetime warranty

"not the lifetime of the individual who bought it"

Could work out better in some circumstances:

"Hey, our network card has failed, can we get a replacement"

"Where's Alex?"

"Alex was run over by a last week I'm afraid, I've taken over"

"No replacement for you then sorry, it's too late"

"It's only six months old!"

"Lifetime means lifetime pal"

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