Re: Opulent Crap(per)
It's 'elf & safety gorn mad. Like the mass of a solid gold seat and/or cover slamming down close to one's prized jewels.
I'm betting there's no way it's 'solid gold', especially if 1 person managed to wrench it out and run away with it without the aid of a pallet truck.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
