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Geo-boffins drill into dino-killing asteroid crater, discover extinction involves bad smells, chilly weather, no broadband internet...

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Hooray for science!

So in order to reverse climate change, all we need to do is build a few thousand Tsar Bombas and set them off somewhere remote. Australia maybe? We've got to make sure we do a good enough job on the wildlife that there's no danger of any radioactively enhanced super-mutants though. I for one do not fancy coming across a 20m tall drop bear with a bad attitude. And the less said about Spider Kong, the better.

Come to think about it, the mutant soapstar / popstar cross-overs don't sound too appealing otherwise. Maybe make it 20,000, just to be safe.

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