Reply to post: Re: Revenue and profit

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Re: Revenue and profit

It's easy really

Turnover: 2.3 Bn

Cost of stuff wot I bought: 1 Bn

Cost of shed for stuff: .2 Bn

Cost of autonomous stuff moving units (also known as workers) .1 Bn

Cost of use of trademark 1 Bn

Total Profit 0

(the autonomous accounting units who miscalculated and left me actually paying real tax have, of course, been terminated)

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