Re: I swear...
"And then there's the "I forgot I was crossing the road, because phone" cretins."
Plus the "I'm going to cross on red because female driver" characters. I've had several of these: I'm sitting at the lights with my indicator on waiting to turn left. Lights change, I start the turn and some numpty decides to step out in front of me. Some of them have even looked right at me before doing it. The last one got the full benefit of the Defender's light box and horn. He looked like a tourist; I hope his phrase book included 'you fucking idiot!'
I'm going to ask Santa for a set of bull bars this year.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
