At werdsmith.
Just jamb a stout stick in their spokes & enjoy watching them take a flailing, flying, screaming faceplant into the dirt. I spent my youth on a cycle & still had no sympathy for the bozos that gave us all a bad name.
Oh, and anyone wearing lycra cycling shorts needs to be set on fire. I don't care how nice you think your ass looks, and there are some girls that look quite nice, nobody wants to be able to count the zits on your ass. Put on proper clothes, slow down, & be a respectable rider.