Re: "but here in the Unix world we like simplicity"
@AC - I don't know which parts to quote to give an example why I give you a ZILLION DOWNVOTES but full-quoting the entire post is kinda dumb.
So "everything in that post of yours" - a big fat THUMBS DOWN
You obviously DO NOT USE the things you appear to act like "an expert" on. I bet your C coding skills are 101-level at best.