An easy way to save power...
Force WebDevs to use only HTML v1.0 era code to display static pages with no scripting at all, display all pages as plain text with as few graphics as possible, over a 14.4KBps dial up connection.
If your page takes longer than 1 minute to load & render then you've failed.
Anyone attempting to create a Geocities style page would then be taken out & beaten to death with a "How to code in HTML 1.0" guidebook.
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And pigs'll fly out my ass...
*Sigh*
Biting the hand that feeds IT
