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Harvard freshman kicked out of US over OTHER people's posts on his social media

Graybyrd
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Re: Non-White Furriners

'Tis unfortunate that I'd not had the time nor space to elucidate the burden under which our Dear Leader functions daily. As the White House BHDD* prepares for his morning duty, all rooms and hallways in the White House trigger flashing red lights and alarm klaxons: "Extinguish all pilot lights, turn off all electrical applicances, and ABSOLUTELY NO SMOKING!"

It seem that the combination of extra-strength tanning lotion (the fumes) and a full TWO cans of ultra-hold hair spray create an explosive atmosphere that the normal HVAC system cannot evacuate sufficiently fast to prevent a very real possibility of an explosion. Seriously!

T'ain't easy keeping that forward/upward thrust combover in place during those helicopter TV news quips!

*Beautician/Hair Dresser Droid

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