Re: Non-White Furriners
'Tis unfortunate that I'd not had the time nor space to elucidate the burden under which our Dear Leader functions daily. As the White House BHDD* prepares for his morning duty, all rooms and hallways in the White House trigger flashing red lights and alarm klaxons: "Extinguish all pilot lights, turn off all electrical applicances, and ABSOLUTELY NO SMOKING!"
It seem that the combination of extra-strength tanning lotion (the fumes) and a full TWO cans of ultra-hold hair spray create an explosive atmosphere that the normal HVAC system cannot evacuate sufficiently fast to prevent a very real possibility of an explosion. Seriously!
T'ain't easy keeping that forward/upward thrust combover in place during those helicopter TV news quips!
*Beautician/Hair Dresser Droid