Re: I Love the way everyone misses the elephant in the room
"We all would love to have green vehicles and wonderfully green batteries charged by renewable resources,"
Citation needed.
BOFH: I'd like introduce you to a groovy little web log I call 'That's Boss'
Whoooooa, this node is on fire! Forget Ceph, try the forgotten OpenStack storage release 'Crispy'
Pentagon's $10bn JEDI decision 'risky for the country and democracy,' says AWS CEO Jassy
Huawei with your rural subsidies ban: Chinese comms bogeyman fires sueball at US regulator
If you want an example of how user concerns do not drive how software gets made, check out this Google-backed API
Windows 10 Insiders: Begone, foul Store version of Notepad!
Microsoft emits long-term support .NET Core 3.1, Visual Studio 16.4
Customers in 'standoff' with SAP over 2025 end of support for Business Suite: Who'll blink first?
SANS Announces 13th Holiday Hack Challenge and 2nd KringleCon infosec conference
Tricky VPN-busting bug lurks in iOS, Android, Linux distros, macOS, FreeBSD, OpenBSD, say university eggheads
VCs find exciting new way to blow $1m: Wire it directly to hackers after getting spoofed
If there's somethin' stored in a secure enclave, who ya gonna call? Membuster!
CloudBees SaaSifies Jenkins X running on Google Cloud Platform
Watch next month: Don’t get bogged down by multi-cloud complexity. Help is at hand
Anthos: Google's bid for Kubernetes differentiation ... and market share
Who's got my back(up)? Rival schools Trilio and Portworx battle it out for those Kubernetes bucks
Onestream slammed for 'slamming' vulnerable and elderly folk: That's £35k to Ofcom, please
Staffer representation on our board? LMAO! Good one, cackles Microsoft
Icahn and I will force a Xerox and HP wedding: Corporate raider urges HP shareholders to tell board to act 'NOW'
Take Sajid Javid's comments on IR35 UK contractor rules with a bucket of salt, warns tax guru
Doogee Wowser: The S40's a terrible smartphone, but a passable projectile
Uncle Sam challenged in court for slurping social media info on 'millions' of visa applicants
Following the wild, roaring success of its Snapdragon 8cx Arm laptop chip, Qualcomm's back with the 8c, 7c
Your duckface better be flawless: Huawei's Nova 6 mobe has a needlessly powerful selfie camera
Asteroid Bennu is flinging particles of dust and rock from its surface – and scientists can't work out why
We know this sounds weird but in future we could ask fiber optic cables: Did the earth move for you... literally?
We're not trying to be rude here but... there's an ice giant stripping down, emitting gas as it orbits a hot white dwarf
Astronauts brave razor sharp edges and fiddly pipes to bring joy to boffins
DeepMind founder behind NHS data slurp to be beamed up to Google mothership
You looking for an AI project? You love Lego? Look no further than this Reg reader's machine-learning Lego sorter
In a touching tribute to its $800m-ish antitrust fine, Qualcomm tears wraps off Snapdragon 865 chip for 5G phones
Amazon sticks AI inference chip up for rent in the cloud for machine-learning geeks
Brian Eno's latest composition: A giant Christmas card with Julian Assange on it
Christmas in tatters for Nottinghamshire tots after mayor tells them Santa's too busy
In Rust We Trust: Stob gets behind the latest language craze
Irish eyes aren't smiling after govt blows €1m on mega-printer too big for parliament's doors
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